where are you smed?
 

Please report to this thread.

I miss a good smed thread

Opening Red and Smed's Chili Mac with Simply

Bump. Still looking for smed

Probably face down in a gutter.

Good time of day though. He should be waking up shortly.

I hope he is pissed as hell

Bump.

What's with the sudden fascination with Smed? Has he even posted here since you joined? Seems like it's been years since I've read one of his incoherent drunken posts.

You've never been on a Smed hunt? They're the coolest!!

How do you call him in? Bang a couple of Grey Goose bottles together?

He responds to his mating call

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Bump

He's too far gone to be drinking good stuff like grey goose. At his point in alcoholism, it's a liter of five o'clock vodka. Or maybe rubbing alcohol soaked up in bread.

Heres the skinny on Smed... he showed up piss drunk and spouting nonsense so many times, that even when he came in sober and being coherent, no one listened to him.

He then decided to salvage his pride and say "**** you guys"... that's been my take on his absence for a while now... why I spend that much time wondering about mfers on ChiefsPlanet I'll NEVER know hahahaaa.

But I'd bet good money that's exactly the deal.