Go ahead, I'm a roast... baste me.
 

I haven't logged in since last August. What are the top 5 "big things" I have missed on Chiefs Planet?

Big Smoke had sex with a woman. That's about it.

Who are you?

Wat

1. I like boobs
2. Houston signed
3. Berry cleared to practice. If you've been in a hole, he got leukemia.
4. Clay still hates Alex Smith
5. Onthewarpath58 left forever. Dane McCloud un-left forever.

Bufkin's C-SPAN prank won him noob of the year.

Somebody posted a picture of their dick

Bukakke

1. Clay was named Poster of the Year and immediately turned into a douche big enough to clean Jenna Jameson's pussy.

2. FMB went full on reeruned about mod abuse and left the board.

3. Patriot fans have defended Brady and the piece of shit NE franchise like a momma bear defending her cubs.

4. Sweet Daddy has decided he is a very religious man while acting like a mentally challenged antichrist in any thread that mentions Alex Smith.

5. Every thread devolves into an Alex Smith bitch-a-thon.

FMB! fell on his swordfish for Inmen's sins.

Alex Smith still sucks.

Sounds like a repeat of 2009 so far... except no mention of LJ bitchslapping one of his club girls

Oh. And the Royals, yes those 100 loss royals won a playoff game (and went to the championship) before the Chiefs won one ****ing playoff game.

You can be sure thats happening somewhere, just not making news anymore.

5 - Too much Trump hating and bashing
4 - KCNatives epic rating of the posters
3 - Royals R Relevant
2 - Uncle Joey got out of both real jail and Chiefs Planet jail and is back kicking ass!
1- The return of Eric Berry