Pooping at work
 

Discuss.

Poop in the shower brah and you won't have to.

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It is a paid $&@%.

Pooping at work might be the best part of my day.

Ghost poopers can go **** themselves though

I piss all over the seats to punish people who can't be bothered to shit at home.

Why not, the Chiefs do it daily!

Sounds like there might be a suicide in your future if this is the case.

Our football team does it every week on national tv.

****!

i spray the toilet paper too, just to make sure.
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Smoke licks more ass than a Boston Terrier

I make sure I hold it until I get to work, drop my load and never flush or spray freshener afterwards, just so I can share my glorious brown trout with the person lucky enough to go in after me. Oh the stories I could tell....

This topic has been covered in depth....10 years ago for your enjoyment.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=111071

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In a meeting, Up in front,
A gurgle happens in my gut.
Sensation growing, moving down
Please Oh Please, no Noise of Brown.

Pinching cheeks with all my might
Hope to God the Seals' tight.
If it happens, and my Crack gets tacky
I'm so fooked...My pants, light khaki.

Presentation, finish quick
The smell escapes, makes people sick.
No I can't take any questions
Must go deal with Indigestion.

Throwing People out of my way,
they'll be sorry if I stay.
Run for bathroom Doing fine,
Grab A stall, thank God no Line.

Explosion Happens, volume triples
Did Crapnel chunks just hit my nipple?
I made it through, and tamed this beast
Hold my Breath and Sigh Relief.

Into room They come,
as Toilet Drains,
As I proudly walk, the walk of Shame.