drunk in China
 

Taiwanese bartender really liked me. Is that gay? Hope not. Went dancing with lots killer babes.

Why can't American chick's top out at 110 lbs?

Hmmm.

Seriously I think this guy just liked talking English with me. Gave me like 5 free shots of quality shit. How I can even type this is amazing.

I must be amazing when I'm drunk.

You can't dance, Mike!

Be careful. They're just getting you drunk so they can steal your kidneys.

After 5 shots anyone can dance.

Ask him if it's true that when their women slide down a handrail it makes a flapping sound.

and they get slivers on their lower lips

It's been 20 years since I've been in the Far East, but when I was there, being a tall white guy was kind of like being a D-list celebrity. People approached me like I was the kid who played Bobby Brady or something.

Did you check out their teeth?

Watch your corn hole, bud.

Lady Boys

I love azn bitches

Sorry, brah. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Have you asked those Bastards why they keep trying to hack into our CP accounts !!!!!

Hope your are wearing a chastity belt...