Rams punter bites off more than he can chew
 

Look at me! I'm a real football player.

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OH JESUS - PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! I'M NOT EVEN A REAL PLAYER...

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LMAO LMAO

I wish I knew what the ref was yelling to the Seahawk players.

Quivering vag.

ROFL Looks like he lost his short term ball sack in the second gif.

Punter should have speared him.

Yikes. It would have been so much better for him if he'd just gotten his ass kicked. This is trending on Facebook today.

Love the little hand gesture..." Don't hurt me .. I give up"

Hecker is a douche

He's also a really good punter.

The punter is kind of like an American League pitcher. He's allowed to throw at people's heads all day long and there's no way to directly retaliate.

..and a douche that has a joke of a radio spot

I think it was funny...seeing a punter do a cheap shot and the dudes being pissed they couldn't get him back.

He learned that spin move to the fetal position from damon huard

Poor guy. That's about as embarrassing of a display as I've ever seen on a football field.

That's Casshole-esque!