Man Dies After Blowing Up Condom Machine.
 

http://www.abc15.com/news/national/g...condom-machine

BERLIN (AP) — Police in Germany say a man has died after he and two others blew up a condom machine and he was hit in the head by a flying piece of metal.

Officers were alerted to the explosion Friday in Schoeppingen, near the Dutch border, and found cash and condom packets lying on the ground apparently untouched.


A local hospital informed police that a 29-year-old had died after being brought in by two other men. They initially said he had fallen down stairs, but police said Monday one of them later admitted the victim's injuries were related to the explosion.

They say the three men apparently got into a car after triggering the explosion, but the 29-year-old didn't close his door and was hit by debris when the machine exploded.

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Anyone hear from Rausch?

Berlin-The New Florida?

I think the reporter in the story spelled Florida wrong.

Guy clearly needed some protection

Was it a condom vending machine or a condom manufacturing machine? I'm having trouble picturing the scene.

And not closing his car door was dumb. You always close your car door before setting off a condom-related explosion.

You just cannot trust condoms.

This is why most people don't use condoms, to avoid catastrophes like this.

ROFL

Das Hootie?

So a premature explosion, huh?

Apparently the condom machine wanted some head too.

that .1% chance gets you every time.

Truly a tragedy. Surely this 30 year old man would have cured cancer or revolutionized space travel if he didn't kill himself blowing up a condom dispenser. On the bright side, he made it just in time for the 2015 Darwin Awards.</br></br>You're gonna be number one this time Hans.