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Most Unlikable Baseball Player Tournament - Round 2, Heat 3
Please vote for the two players you dislike the most in each heat. Feel free to give reasons (words, pictures, videos, etc.) why this player is unlikable, as it may not always be immediately evident and you may persuade others to join in your disdain of douchey players. Four players who advanced from the first round will be chosen randomly for each heat, and the top two will go to the sweet 16 in round three.
ROUND 2, HEAT 3 Chris Sale (White Sox) http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-conte...ale-royals.jpg Unlikable traits: - Involved in Royals-White Sox brawl last year. Got in Ned Yost's face and they hollered about some things. - Banged on door of Royals clubhouse after the brawl, allegedly trying to get in. - Likes to fight with Gatorade coolers. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/qiwJm4wYM6s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/rMWDbhCVq_U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Josh Donaldson (A's, Blue Jays) http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dtQwoS1yC_...BApr%2B22B.JPG Unlikable traits: - Has the worst haircut on the Earth. - Whines all the time about everything. - Threw a childish tantrum when the Royals pitched him inside. - Was caught on camera yelling, "**** you! Suck my cock!" to Angels dugout. - Referred to his teammates and himself as "gods." <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/VaS_vqq29eY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mvpDG-97n5k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">6Gods coming to Baltimore. <a href="https://twitter.com/MStrooo6">@MStrooo6</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/JoeyBats19">@JoeyBats19</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/RobertoOsuna1">@RobertoOsuna1</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/russellmartin55">@russellmartin55</a> <a href="https://t.co/SiuphIXGZW">pic.twitter.com/SiuphIXGZW</a></p>— Josh Donaldson (@BringerOfRain20) <a href="https://twitter.com/BringerOfRain20/status/722517855246409728">April 19, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> NEW VIDEO: DONALDSON IS SO MUCH OF A DOUCHE WHINER THAT HE IS INCORPORATING HIS DOUCHEY WHININESS INTO VIDEO GAMES NOW: <iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fmlbtheshow%2Fvideos%2Fvb.194843153862284%2F121909214 8104041%2F%3Ftype%3D3&show_text=0&width=560" width="560" height="315" style="border:none;overflow:hidden" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowTransparency="true" allowFullScreen="true"></iframe> Logan Morrison (Marlins, Mariners, Rays) https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpre...ailer-park.jpg Unlikable traits: - Routinely says stupid things on Twitter and types like a 12-year-old. Comments include anti-breastfeeding, homophobic, and general childish insults. See photos below. - Not only is he offended by a mother giving her child nourishment in public, but he also snapped a picture of it for the whole world to see, which is a douche move. Then, to put the icing on the douche cake, he decided to insult Nordstrom publicly, as if they forced the woman to breastfeed in their store. https://isisthescientist.files.wordp...n-morrison.jpg https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpre...omo.jpg?w=1000 http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SoBR1K3hD7...lomotweet1.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Mte0QotHQY...lomotweet3.jpg http://iusportcom.com/wp-content/upl...omox-large.jpg Jeff Samardzija (Cubs, A's, White Sox, Giants) http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/BUj...shot-photo.jpg Unlikable Traits: - Instigates brawls and tries to fight everyone on the other team, including coaches. - Intentionally hit Lorenzo Cain with a pitch immediately after giving up a home run to Mike Moustakas. You'd think he'd be used to giving up home runs by now. - Has stupid hair. - Has stupid mustache/stupid goatee depending on his stupid mood. - Has a stupid face on top of a 2-foot-tall stupid neck. - Has a nearly un-spellable last name. - Got a 5-year/$90 million contract this offseason after posting an ERA of nearly 5.00 last year. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Y9GKrn8UFxI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <iframe src='http://m.mlb.com/shared/video/embed/embed.html?content_id=62981783&topic_id=6479266&width=400&height=224&property=mlb' width='400' height='224' frameborder='0'>Your browser does not support iframes.</iframe> https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media...3904688817.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UVRSmsDkeJ...ija+nude+3.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UVRSmsDkeJ...dzija+nude.jpg |
We have hit the mother lode of the douche mine, folks.
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It doesn't look like the Donaldson commercial is embedding in the OP. Let me try again:
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AAAAAAHHHH I WANT TO VOTE FOR ALL FOUR OF THESE DOUCHES. THIS IS TOO HARD.
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Such a tough choice. But I had to go with Jeff SumDumbGuy over Josh Douchelson.
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JOKE OF THE DAY
Q: What is the diference between a cactus and the Blue Jays dugout? A: On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside! |
Donaldson and Jeffy all ****ing day.
**** BOTH OF THEM ALL ****ING DAY. |
Old Jeff has got the farmer tan going on in the next to last photo. Also why do all the supposed bad ass pitchers always look like pussies out of uniforms.
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