Kind of funny story
 

Last week someone busted out my window in my kitchen while I was at work, I have ADT. I had to leave work early and rush home to meet the cops. New window, 3 years of paying 40 bucks a month minus the $600 window I had to replace. It paid itself off. Could have cleaned me out.

So after the hockey game at sprint center I got got home pretty sideways and passed out around 11pm.

4am my alarm goes off, I jump out of bed buck naked and grab my 357. Phone rings, "ADT, is everything OK?" Me "Hang tight, if you hear anything loud it's not." So I am walking around my house naked with a gun in one hand and talking to a ADT chick on my phone.

My new cat is hanging from the curtain swaying back and forth and it set my motion sensor off in my living room.

That's my story.

That's kind of funny.

ROFL:clap: Very good.

LMAO

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Keep your pussy on a pedestal.

Pet immune motion sensors are about 70 bucks.

and a whoar is about 30, so whats your point :D

You are terrible at math and it's not shocking you got a brick thru your trailers windshield and live alone with your cat

So you're out 1500$ for adt and 600$ for a window

And the only pussy you get tries to set the alarm off to cry for help

Oh and you still have curtains

Shocker

you seam nice :D

Was it a guard cat???

Okay this was funny

RIP mr. Cat.

I was unaware of trailers in the middle of Blue Springs off 7hwy. I also don't know what kind of shithole you live in but 5 minutes in my place I could lose thousands in valuables not to mention things from my late grandfather that are priceless to me.

How is that going stop a cat burglar?

FYI the cat is just fine. He did however lose his claws and is resting on my bed.