Red Lobster vs. Olive Garden
 

So, you're walking down the street minding your own business and I come up behind you (lets pretend I'm 6' 6" 260 and not 5' 9") and get you in a rear naked choke.

I say you have to have dinner with me and I'll take the cuffs off I bound us by the ankles with with my magical extra set of hands if you promise not to have food on lip that makes me uncomfortable and spoils an otherwise fine dining experience.

There are only two options: Red Lobster or Olive Garden. Where do we eat?

Olive Garden sucks. At least with Red Lobster I can eat the cheddar biscuits.

I'm going with Red Lobster as well. I like the stuffed mushrooms.

I like shrimp.

Somebody has watched too much bondage pr0n.

Been forever since I've been to either one, but Red Lobster would have to be the choice... crab legs and lobster are more of a treat for me than chicken parmesan, I can do stuff like that justice at home

But I do love their chicken piccata

Did oaklandhater type this up? JFC.

I love both of them. **** all you food snobs.

The lob

Owned by the same parent company...and Cheddar Biscuits win

I'm back on the east coast dealing with family out the ass. Drinking will start early and bed will come soon until after Thanksgiving dinner. Weird post, weird mood.

10-15 years ago I would say Red Lobster easily. But now their Cheddar Biscuits are as dry as croutons, and they are more stingy with them. They used to hand them out continuously. The Lobster crumbles at the touch of the fork, and the shrimp has the consistency of a rubber artificial fishing worm. And its way over priced. Olive Garden for me, Never Ending salad and breadsticks + Tour of Italy.

I haven't been to Red Lobster in prolly 5 years. I hope that's just a local franchise problem because it's looking that's where the compass is leading.

Anybody that votes Olive Garden is stupid. Like, I'm not even giving you the benefit of your opinion. You're stupid. This thread is stupid. Which do you prefer a Nissan Maxima or a 1982 Chevette.

IMHO, the shrimp has more the consistency of the more beloved rubber real fishing worm...but what do we collectively know?