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My hometown newspaper had an article about this beauty queen. Before you make ANY comments - ANY COMMENTS AT ALL - read the spoiler.

http://www.therolladailynews.com/sto...-161118929.jpg

My spoiler for you.

Spoiler!

The article

Spoiler!

On Saturday, November 5th, young women from across the state came to compete for the titles of Miss Missouri Junior High, High School, and Collegiate America 2017. The title of Miss Missouri Junior High School America was awarded to St. James Middle School student Abilene Lortz, who also won Most Photogenic, People's Choice, Overall Private Interview, Overall Fashion Runway, and Overall Evening Gown.

By The Rolla Daily News Reports - [email protected]
On Saturday, November 5th, young women from across the state came to compete for the titles of Miss Missouri Junior High, High School, and Collegiate America 2017. The state pageant was held at the Cowan Civic Center in Lebanon. There were 22 contestants who participated in the event which included a private interview, fashion runway, and evening gown competitions. The goal of the organization is to provide personal and professional opportunities for young women across the country. The title of Miss Missouri Junior High School America was awarded to St. James Middle School student Abilene Lortz, who also won Most Photogenic, People's Choice, Overall Private Interview, Overall Fashion Runway, and Overall Evening Gown. “I am honored to have been chosen as Miss Missouri Junior High School America 2017. One of my goals is to visit each veterans home in Missouri and play the piano for the veterans. This is something I have been doing at the St. James Veterans Home and the veterans, their families, and employees are all very supportive and encouraging.” Abilene is a member of the St. James 7th grade girls basketball team and Team Blackout 2022. She is a straight A student and enjoys hunting, fishing, skiing, playing the piano, and singing in the St. James Middle School Honor Choir. Throughout the next year she will be traveling across the state of Missouri making appearances and speaking on behalf of the national platform BRAVE (Building Respect and Values for Everyone), an anti-bullying campaign. “To me the most important aspect of BRAVE is that everyone deserves respect regardless of their differences and I’m excited to share that message.”

Abilene and her new sister queens, Miss Missouri High School America - Danielle Stanfield, and Miss Missouri Collegiate America - Holly Sprow, will represent the state of Missouri at the national competition in Little Rock Arkansas in July of 2017.

I don't think she's pretty but she does look mature as hell.

I had assumed she was 28 or so.

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 12569686)

Wood

You didn't read the spoiler first, did you?

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 12569689)

I don't think she's pretty but she does look mature as hell.

I had assumed she was 28 or so.

Yeah, that's just not what nature intended for that age range. Good for her, but ... that's not what nature intended.

Looks a lot like my niece, who is 18. Would not.

No where does is it say how old she is, only what grade. Since she enters these pageants, I assume she is pretty stupid.
There's a 10% chance she could be 18. Especially since we are talking about Missouri.

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12569690)

You didn't read the spoiler first, did you?

Yes I did.

I didn't say "would", I said "wood".

But that said, I'd be all over that like a rat on a Cheeto.

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 12569699)

Yes I did.

I didn't say "would", I said "wood".

But that said, I'd be all over that like a rat on a Cheeto.

7th graders are like 12 years old. Don't be a sick ****.

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 12569689)

I don't think she's pretty but .

Homosexual^^^^

"The title of Miss Missouri Junior High School America was awarded to St. James Middle School student Abilene Lortz, who also won Most Photogenic, People's Choice, Overall Private Interview, Overall Fashion Runway, and Overall Evening Gown."

It seems like they should get rid of that competition. They're just asking for trouble on that one.

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 12569698)

No where does is it say how old she is, only what grade. Since she enters these pageants, I assume she is pretty stupid. There's a 10% chance she could be 18.

Well, I guess that's possible. I wonder if Miss Junior High is like Little League where you have to provide a birth certificate. Do Puerto Ricans tend to win the national Miss Junior High pageant?

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 12569702)

7th graders are like 12 years old. Don't be a sick ****.

Jokes son, jokes.

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12569693)

Yeah, that's just not what nature intended for that age range. Good for her, but ... that's not what nature intended.

Who knows what nature had intended for her. Without all the makeup she might look like a really pretty 7th grader. My daughter was that way when she was that age. She was a real pretty girl but with some makeup she would look like a drop dead gorgeous 20 something. I put the brakes on that shit real fast. :D

Wait - you live in Rolla? Oh man, that town is the worst. I know, I used to go there all the time growing up. The worst! At least she's there to look at.