***Official Royals vs Rockies GDT - August 22***
 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Salvy returns to the starting lineup as the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Royals?src=hash">#Royals</a> host the Rockies for an interleague matchup at Kauffman Stadium. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RaisedRoyal?src=hash">#RaisedRoyal</a> <a href="https://t.co/0kDbqhLIU5">pic.twitter.com/0kDbqhLIU5</a></p>&mdash; Kansas City Royals (@Royals) <a href="https://twitter.com/Royals/status/900084574977495040">August 22, 2017</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Gearing up for THE I-70 Series.<br><br>Let&#39;s goooo! 👊 <a href="https://t.co/0csF8eqqpL">pic.twitter.com/0csF8eqqpL</a></p>&mdash; Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) <a href="https://twitter.com/Rockies/status/900100412241354752">August 22, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Salvy is back

I expect a win and a homer into the fountains by someone

Our Time!!

If the Rockies were in the AL I bet we would have a rivalry with them.

Let's go offense! Smash Von Miller!

Out of hospital in. In for sarcasm, criticism, Valium Vicodin and vodka . Plus whatever else they game me for pain and antibiotics. Medicine from hospital is Percocets 10. Will add to my widely assembled Vicodin strengths. Life is wonderful.

Why were you in the hospital?

He's the one with the bent penis.

?? Quadruple heart bypass on Friday. Released today. Dr says 6 months no work. Heh. YOLO.

Heh. Funny mother****er. Hope you never get your helmets.

I wish I never told you idiots, eh fellow CPers, about my broke dick. I have a broke dick. I admit it. It is true.

xztopp mult?

I also continue to battle right eye herpes. True. Inside the eye. True.

Heh. Happily married. Don't co mingle with the fellows or wannabe fellows or whatever you call these worthless trans people. They are wasting my oxygen.

ROFL

I'm just ****ing around. Glad you're ok.

I'm surprised the time off requirement is so lengthy?