Alcohol sausage and bacon I am screwed
 

Come on not bacon please dont be bacon.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/h...booze-12585028

Alternate approach is to go heavy on those things so your immune system grows strong from all the Cancer-fighting.

I'm not in this game looking for safety.

Meh. I assume everything gives you cancer these days. I've been training my liver for the past 6 years heavily so that when I'm off the alcohol it'll be a God damn machine.

If the Brits cant eat bangers and drink Guinness there will be a new war in Europe.

I’m going to keep eating bacon until I am on that show, “ My 600 lb. Life.”

There's organic bacon and sausage. It's the stuff in them to preserve them, isn't it?

LMAO

Are you trying to live forever? Living long enough to see a millenial as POTUS sounds like a nightmare.

If bacon is wrong, I dont wanna be right.

Get ready. Some millenials will be old enough to be president in the next election.

Man the Hologram Memes you all are going to brain-forward each other when David Hogg becomes president are gonna be worse than the Boomers.

ROFL

Good lord, please take me. :p

Can you get cancer if you're pickled?