*****OFFICIAL Dumb Stuff I Argued with my Significant Other About Thread*****
 

After 12 years of marriage, I've learned that:

---As a man, that my sub-species genetically can't see a dirty or dusty house.

---That "honey dos" take immediate priority over anything I need or want to do.

---Any time her family wants to come over, they can; or if they are having an event, we must go.

Today, I got chewed on because I firmly told the lawn mowing crew they needed to mow ALL the lawn or that we would find someone else. (They don't want to get off their fancy zero turn mower and use a push mower to cut next to the water.) My wife likes the company and was angry that I told them that.

Arguing over a lawn mowing service. Dumb!

Several months ago, she got upset because I fed the horse its hay once a day instead of twice a day when she is traveling for work. I stupidly stated that horses existed for millions of years without being fed at two times and it would survive. She got angry.

Never become between a woman and her horse. Dumb.

So what dumb stuff have you argued about lately?

If a man is alone in a forest and a woman is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

I hate arriving at home after a particularly long day at work. She gets home from work early and becomes bored. She then chews me out for something stupid right when I get home. I want to punch her at that moment.

Can't think of anything.

I won't fight or have a conversation if it's over something stupid. I keep my mouth shut and let her get it out of her system.

I don't know dude....that sounds like something worth fighting for. Not Dumb.

You shouldn't have left your pocket pussy on the bed

Dude, my wife did that to me ONE time years ago.

I didn't say a word, just got in my pickup and went back to work. She figured it out pretty fast that nagging isn't going to fly, especially when I just got done paying for every single thing around her.

There's gotta be a horse joke hidden somewhere in the subtext, but I'm just not seeing it. Can anybody help?

This is about where I'm at. Like the OP, we're on year 13. So I eventually figured out to just keep my mouth shut and eventually she chills out.

LOL marriage....

https://i.imgur.com/bBKpO0S.jpg

Yes, because men are always wrong.

I can count the number of fights me and my fiance have had on one hand, and the majority of them are because I'm being a drunk dickhead.

Last one was over the loss to the Steelers in the playoffs. I decided to take a step back and not get so emotional over a dumb game. The Chiefs are a constant disappointment anyway.

She texted me on my way home from Arrowhead after the loss to the Titans last season and asked jokingly if i was going to be an asshole for the rest of the night. Outside of complaining on this place i wasn't even mad.

But i also sat thru that game with a fever and the flu. So i was practically dead when i got home anyway.

Basically

This is why alcohol was invented.

My Fiancé is planning our wedding and I don’t really have any input. I hate how much $$ is being spent and I get no say. Last night I tried to talk about my ideas about the wedding and she just gave me a blank look. At least she doesn’t nag at me ever. I’ll just shut my mouth and show up at the wedding. I’m sure it’ll be nice.