Kelvin Benjamin is available [and has signed with the Chiefs, but not really, just a dumbass bump]
 

Why? He's legit awful.

No we shouldn't

We don't need another Wide Receiver.

He's already dropped 3 passes and we haven't even signed him yet.

Our offense is about as in sync as it can get.

Don’t want to add anyone unless it’s a good rb

I didn't know he was a RB.


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Backup left tackle?

I'd rather see us use that roster spot on somebody who can help Mahomes.

He can hold my beer while I'm tailgating.

He can stay available

Maybe if he drops a few pounds

There's a reason why he was let go this late into the season, just after the Bills traded away picks for the guy.

Without know the details, the eye test would leave me to believe that he's a slow fat lazy pos and the Bills got tired of his act, just as the Panthers did.

Why would the Chiefs want that in their locker room when they're in the middle of grooming their franchise QB during a SB run?

Dip the football and ranch and the mother****er will probably go off for 12 and 250.

Kelvin is a unit of temperature measurement
Benjamin is a unit of monetary measurement


Using a logical approach, Sherlock Holmes style deductive reasoning if you will, I would speculate that he likes Money AND Spicy Foods.

So maybe tape money and dip the football in buffalo wing sauce