OK America, Name This Dance!
 

The seizure.

Looks like a nastier variation of the Lindy Hop performed in the film Hellzapoppin. You can find the dance on YouTube (for some reason I can’t post links).

It's called What the ****

Daggering

Naw man,that was some classic swing, this other stuff is nothing like it unless it is a train wreck of Hellzapoppin.

The Jim Ross

“Bah Gawd she is broken in half!!!!”

This is it.

I was thinking something like, " Give Me Whatcha Got,Pound By Pound "!

The "Can't Unsee That"

This is how babies happen

Drunkin Flop Hump

Now why didn't you just say (The HHH) " Hobo's Hump'n Hoes "?

The "Whitey Can't Do This" dance

Thats racist