***Update***The Navy’s probe into sky penis
 

“The Balls are Going to be Lopsided”: Hear rendition of Navy pilots' plan to draw sky penis.

It prompted viral guffaws from some and online outrage from others.


https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-...nto-sky-penis/
There are shot glasses commemorating the event and it birthed memes ahead of the annual Army-Navy game.

But the inside story of how an EA-18G Growler jet crew drew a penis across the clear blue skies of Washington state in 2017 has never been told.

Until now.

It was the work of two junior officers with the “Zappers” of Electronic Attack Squadron 130, who had sky time to kill and noticed that the white contrails their jet produced were particularly robust that afternoon.

But they never counted on those contrails lingering long enough for folks on the ground to see their phallic rendering, according to a copy of the military’s sky penis investigation obtained exclusively by Navy Times.

https://www.armytimes.com/resizer/XU...EC4KNM7YS4.png

Sky Penis would be a great Band name

I am completely outraged by this completely irrelevant event.