Where the **** did this girl get this shit?!!!!
 

And why have I not been told that it has hit the mother****ing shelves??!!!!

I DON'T ****ING LIVE IN KC. THIS IS BULLSHIT. I NEED TO BUY MAHOMES MAGIC CRUNCH. WHERE THE **** IS IT? HOW DO I ****ING BUY IT?!!!!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If you don’t have your Mahomes magic crunch then you don’t have the Mahomes mama’s magic!..... that’s all <a href="https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PatrickMahomes</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/QBmagic?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#QBmagic</a> <a href="https://t.co/b9IJnGDb2k">pic.twitter.com/b9IJnGDb2k</a></p>&mdash; Randi (@tootgail) <a href="https://twitter.com/tootgail/status/1156383701107916801?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 31, 2019</a></blockquote>
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It says Hy-Vee right on the box bruh

SO I CAN BUY THIS SHIT IN HY VEE? I DON'T ****ING SEE IT ANYWHERE AT MY HY VEE.

IS IT AVAILABLE IN KC OR WHAT?

It's not out yet. The family probably got some early samples or something. You should be able to get it at any store.

that's patty's sister or something

I WILL FIGHT HER

AND SINCE SHE IS RELATED TO PATRICK MAHOMES I WILL PROBABLY LOSE

BUT I WILL STILL FIGHT HER

LOL ... can you purchase Mahomes Magic Crunch online?

Sounds like the perfect compliment to my energizingly hearty and nutritional breakfast.

FAX

Would you in 10 years?

What the ****?

Imagine. Your brother in law is Patrick Mahomes!!!!

JFC dude.....

Or shall I call you Jeffrey? Not cool.

So you wouldn’t marry her in 10 years?

I will say this as genuinely as possible...

You need to be hit repeatedly with a branch from an AID’S tree

FYP

/hall of classics was a fun read

Available at HiV