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Stopping Porch Pirates
Apologize if a Q. Some of my neighbors had stuff stolen off their porch in the past week. This guy is a former NASA scientist who is a true "mad scientist" with a brilliant way to punish porch pirates and reward people who do the right thing. 18 minutes, but very entertaining. Careful, some language...
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I've seen this before. I think of it everytime I see a package somewhere. I think it's hilarious.
Goddamn thieves! |
It should blow up at the end and kill the thief. That would be funny.
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I have no sympathy for any thief no matter what happens to them.
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instead of fart spray, he should've tried to get his hands on some government grade ebola virus.
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I’m always amazed at the mentality of porch pirates.
How do they know what’s in the Package is worth potentially going to jail for? I mean, what if it’s a box of underwear?? |
Poetry.
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I walked by a vagrant today who was sleeping on the median, and he had stolen one of the sandwich board signs from a restaurant. It was sitting there leaning against a tree. I think some of those people are more interested in the act of stealing than in gaining anything of value. |
also, never buy a sandwich from a homeless guy. no matter how awesome the sign he might have is.
I'll never do that again. |
In my neighborhood, someone stole the huge, metal, multi-home mailbox.
People are strange. I imagine that is 50 counts of felony mail theft. |
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I saw one the other day where an Amazon driver delivered a package. He then took a picture that he uploaded that showed it was delivered. Then he took the package and left.
Did all of this right in front of a Ring doorbell. Should be pretty easy to track him down and Fire his ass. |
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I’ve seen this before but it’s still great. |
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Geezus I’ve never been that hungry. |
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