Snakes for sale
 

Came across this site. Don't ask me how.

Lots of interesting snakes you can purchase. I think Rainman needs a new hobby.

This particular snake is a green tree python

https://reptmart.com/chondropython-m...relia-viridis/


Here's an Albino Blood Red Corn Snake. I'm sure Buehler has seen lots of these.

And it's only $79

https://reptmart.com/albino-bloodred...ophis-guttata/


Now this is a Childrens Python. I'm not sure what that means but I think I'd keep it away from children

https://reptmart.com/childrens-pytho...sia-childreni/


If snakes creep you out then you might consider something less disturbing like an emperor Scorpion from West Africa.

https://reptmart.com/emperor-scorpion/

I'm gonna see if my wife would like this for her birthday

https://reptmart.com/budgetts-frog-b...rachus-laevis/

The only thing snakes are good for is making boots.

This one's for me!

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-a3z6...771655.jpg?c=2

First it was James Carvell and now it is Samuel Jackson. Every time I see them, they look more like a snake. Then the last time I saw them

Snake farm, it just sounds nasty
Snake farm, well it pretty much is

I will stick to tigers, snake king doesn't have the same ring to it.

The only good snake is a dead snake.

Need some venomous snakes up in there. Make it interesting.

Hog Exotic must be trying to get laid. You know people can't resist the snakes.

It’s called a Children’s Python because it eats children... I don’t do snakes.. I’ll do hand to hand combat with spiders and bugs but snakes... NOPE..

You were googling cock, weren't you

Those things eat other things that you don't want to either; A) pay good money for, or B) spend time trying to catch.

This eliminates them from consideration in my book.

FAX

The emperor scorpion seems pretty cool. Oh wow only 50 bucks. All the snakes seems cool too.

My only animal fear is spiders that are on me. I can look at em from a distance just fine, but if I look down and ones crawling across my leg **** that.

Edit: Way I said the f word filter evaded. Fixed.

I was out hiking the other day with the missus, about a four mile loop on a very narrow trail with tall grass on each side. About 3/4 finished we came across a full grown rattlesnake laying on the trail in the sun. He noticed us and backed up a couple of feet to the edge of the grass but was still on the trail more or less. He wasn't using his rattle or looked agitated in any way but he was keeping an eye on us. Taking a detour around the snake would have been impossible because of the tall grass and possibility of more snakes. Returning the way we came is a possibility but it's backtracking another three miles uphill basically.

My question to you snake experts, should I have tried and shooed it away into the grass? I could have waited it out but who knows how long it'll just sit there. What is the best course of action?

Send your wife first to draw the snake away from you... if she gets bit you can suck out the venom... at the very least you got by unharmed..