Has anyone had a conversion to LDS in a vehicle?
 

Discuss.

I dated an LDS girl once. She made my underwear feel magic!

Haha same.. The innocent shtick is convincing, I will say.

You have to **** her armpit?

She was great, maybe had to put in a bit more effort than usual but after that it was pretty normal. Had a bit of tin foil hat syndrome which was manageable.

Another Sorensen thread?

Any 'soaking?'

She wasn’t true LDS then. They avoid vaginal sex until married but are open to “other” options.

Lol lost me here?

I literally know next to nothing about lds

How long did it take to get her whole-body underwear off?

She never wore that stuff, but she did tell me about it. It took about 6 months from meeting her. Wasn't trying for anything for the first good bit of it

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It seems like it would be easy to talk an LDS woman into a threesome. They're used to it.

ROFL - I don't even know if it's real, though I think I saw something in a comment section that said it at least referred to something sort of real.

But in 'Get Shorty' the series, one of the hit men was a very observant Mormon. Couldn't have sex, but if you 'put it in there and sat perfectly still, the Lord accepted soaking it.'

Then he ended up still managing to get his GF pregnant that way, . . . ROFL.

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