dick sling question
 

I invited this cuck and his hot broad to soak in my hot tub and I need some advice on some underwear that will show off this massive 16 inch hog so that I can bang the hot broad.

Are you trying to get inappropriate PMs from Billay? Because this is how you get inappropriate PMs from Billay.

Cave has a tiny bikini not being used by his tranny friend...

I feel those happen no matter what.

i just use a hammock, for my parties

Why do you need a sling? Did you break it?

Haven’t you all evolved into boxer briefs?
Has the Midwest found the ones that feel like women’s leggings yet?
Like soft butterflies kissing your nuts all day.

I’ve been told.

This girl lived close to you?

I am intrigued and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

g string

LMAO


Good luck!

You could use my throat or anus for free. It's much warmer and comfortable

Does it look like a crooked vegetable, the TV says they can fix that...

It needs proper support from breaking vaginas

Hey now, I've heard that infomercial before

Just let it float to the surface in the hot tub like a real man

ROFLLMAOROFL Man this board never disappoints.