Soothing Ooze Tube
 

I bought one of these when we went to the Science Center last weekend to keep on my counter at work. If I get stressed, just focusing on it for a few minutes is relaxing. Just thought I'd share.

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I have an ooze tube in my pants.

It's like a Smurf is rubbing one out.

The first two comments did not disappoint.

And it's good for a science lesson, too. I'll eventually have to share this with the kiddo. Also, the guy kind of reminds me of the Progressive "How Not to Become Your Parents" guy.

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LMAO

The last time I had ooze was when I slept with whores in Vietnam!

My wife loves my soothing ooze!

Marry, Ooze tube, kill

Looks like a lava lamp with a leak.

I had one of those when I was younger - believe I bought it from the Kansas Cosmosphere.

When I was a teenager I decided to break it open for fun. Do not recommend - that ooze stuff does not come out of carpet.

Or a poorly engineered fleshlight.

Oh, please. If anyone needs to chill, it's you. Just focus.....

Brother I hear ya!