I just mailed poop through UPS
 

Colon screening thing, but it just seems very strange to poop in a bucket and mail it to someone.

I usually just leave it on their doorstep.

Just "ship" it to the lab...

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I mail poop to random people all the time.

I'd love to tap that glass jaw of yours

As long as you follow the instructions, you are probably good.

They do frown on you just pooping in a bucket and sending it to them.

They probably do a DNA check on you to see if you match up with any other crimes.

Also don't try to mix poop from the whole family. Make up your own punchline for that result.

I am surprised the uses allows it.

the worst job ever

working receivables for cologaurd

Can you ever decide if you want to fight or ****?

How would you like to be the guy with the job to open the box???

Rough sex is the best sex

Did you seal and send it before or after the flies and maggots gathered?