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Dad Jokes
Father's Day is coming up, and I just feel like laughing. Give me your best dad jokes.
Two that I've heard recently: What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2 When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. |
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a women.
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I say this to my kids every time we drive by a cemetery.
“You know, the cemetery is a very popular place. People are dying to get in.” Even as they grow older they still smirk due to the cheese factor. LMAO |
“I knew a guy that lived i a round house. I went crazy because he couldn’t find a corner to pee in”.
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How do you make one disappear?
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If a blind woman says you have a big dick, she’s probably pulling your leg.
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Posted this on FB a few years ago..
I saw this and thought; well that's just nuts. |
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Look, at the end of the day...
It's night. |
I for one like Roman numerals.
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What did the ocean say to the shore.
Nothing, it just waved. Dad jokes app.... |
Dad, Im cold
Go stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees. |
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?
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