Wife Runs Over Husband Twice Who Was Trying To Remove a Bowling Ball
 

Who is missing from CP? You cannot make this kind of story up.

https://www.ksn.com/news/local/woman...n-kansas-city/

I'm thinking that the bowling ball was part of the robbery plan. How much does a bowling ball cost, though? If you don't get more than that amount in the robbery your business model is flawed.

This isn’t Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.

I guess this where driving a large SUV that will clear a bowling ball now becomes a safety precaution. They ought to put that into a car ad.

The good people of Florida have a high five for these folks.

So did he make it?

After two car strikes, he was pinned in the gutter. It doesn't sound good.

Damn, three bowling puns in one sentence. That may be a record.

If only a miracle can spare his life. Even if he survives, he will probably split with his wife.

No turkey for anyone involved.

Sorry, Honey. Someone was trying to steal my purse, I mean it. They just ran away.

He could have got a split!

I have to say, I was particularly interested which orifice he had managed to get the ball wedged into, but was a bit disappointed by the news article.

Lol so cool to see chiefs planet posting this. This was in my neck of the woods!!

If only shed hit the robber too, could have rolled a turkey.