NFL Is Rigged: Championship Round
 

The Divisional round went mostly as we expected, and the Refs didn’t even need to interfere this time. Clearly, that means the players and coaches played their roles perfectly this time around to set up the results we see today.

The Bills and Chiefs put on a helluva show, but this game was obviously decided well before it was played. Our DB’s did a great job of purposely blowing coverages. That epic Hughes flop was some acting for the ages.

Tannehill did his part as well to make sure to turn the game over to the Bengals with his “oddly” timed interceptions.

As I said two weeks ago, the NFL is setting us up for a large market vs small market SB. It’s guaranteed now.

Black Magic Voodoo Pussy was set aside as Brady took one for the team this year, just as I stated last week. Brady doesn’t lose unless Brady says its ok for him to lose. Looks like he appeased the Jesuits for this season and called off his witches. Though Gisele did mettle in the 2nd half to cause some fumbles just to keep it interesting for ratings sake.

The NFL has set up an NFCCG game featuring the two largest west coast markets in L.A vs S.F. Sheer brilliance. L.A now gets to host the NFCCG and then AGAIN the SB two weeks later. Helluva way to pay off Kronke land.

Rams vs 49ers
Chiefs vs Bengals

Predetermined Outcome 1: Chiefs vs Rams SB.
This game was determined back in ’18 when the Chiefs and Rams put up what was at the time the greatest game ever played. The SB was already promised to Brady that year, so plans were put into place to make sure this game happen in the 2021/2022 season. And now here we are. Rams get to host a SB in L.A with their new stadium, and they bring in the biggest star in the NFL to promote it. For the 2nd straight year the Chiefs will have to play in a SB against the home team.


Predetermined Outcome 2: Chiefs vs 49ers SB
The '19 Mahomes SB performance was legendary. The NFL would love to have that back for an epic rematch. Sending a team to their 2nd straight homefield advantage SB is too obvious for the NFL. Shannahan's record vs McVay is the only excuse the NFL needs to throw people off their rigged trail. It's an ez explanation for the Rams epic loss. What's better than the Rams in L.A in the SB? SF in L.A in the SB. SF has a bigger fan base who travels and spends $$$. Combine the SF fan base, the city of L.A and the NFL's biggest star (Mahomes) and you're guaranteed success.

It's amazing how much can be accomplished with a two-headed coin, isn't it?

Oldest trick in the book and the public doesn't even think to question it.

Chiefs and 49ers win.

49ers will get their SB rematch on Home-ish turf after they once again take over SOFI this weekend.

There will be controversial calls in both games that both losing teams will blame for the loss.

You can pick the winner by the coin toss.

And he showed Allen the tails side of the coin beforehand. So, you know Hussey has been practicing that trick a while to able to have the hand movement in those gloves to switch coins immediately before the flip.

The NFL will stop at nothing to achieve their goals.

Let's see what the random number generator tells us

AFC:

Bengals @ Chiefs (23): Chiefs win. The NFL is resigned to Mahomes being the greatest QB of all time and understands if you can't fight 'em join 'em. Chiefs win decisively.

NFC:
49ers @ Rams (10): Rams win. This one is obvious. The NFL wants the home team in their home stadium. The NFL knows that high scoring offensive games are ratings gold and they've been chasing the dragon since the Chiefs Rams matchup that scored over a hundred points.

Bengals @ Chiefs - The NFL has been pushing Burrow and Chase all season long and knocking off the #1 seed legitimizes them both. But just like Allen and the Bills from last year….it’s not their time for the big game. Mahomes cements his legacy by going to a third SB in a row. Chiefs win.

49ers @ Rams - This one is tough. If the Rams go then it lessens what Brady did last year but if the 49ers go then the LA market gets ****ed again. I think the market wins out the Rams head to the SB.

Chiefs @ Rams for the SB.

Chiefs/Bengals: Chiefs win. Game isn't rigged because it doesn't need to be for that outcome. Mahomes is who people want to see.

Rams/49ers: Rams win easily. The league wants the Rams in the Super Bowl so bad they actually called a penalty on Tom Brady. The 49ers have thwarted me every round, but maybe that was just to make the path easier for the Rams and ensure L.A. gets a team in the Super Bowl. This game also gets Cheffers, who will no doubt call bullshit penalties if that's what it takes. Second consecutive home Super Bowl for the NFC.

Allegedly it's rigged for the Bengals to win. Apparently, 2022 is the year of the Tiger, who knew!

That's because the sheeples' senses aren't able to detect the demonic forces working behind the scenes to rig football games, like the more enlightened of us.

League officials do not want to see anymore Jackson Mahomes TIK TOK videos so the fix will be in for the Bengals.

brady's witch wife will put a hex on stat padfford and the rams lose.

and grimm reaps the soul of the cincinnati baby tigers. fear the reaper.

and roger goodell laffs in the depths of his black, wicked soul.

I want us to destroy one of these teams. Either blow out Cincy, or blow out Rams/49ers in the SB. I think we're due as Chiefs fans and would be a nice payback for the way last year ended.

I think Mahomes' legacy would be better served beating the Rams in the SB over the 49ers again. Trolls would sit there and say his legacy isn't legitimate because all he had to do was beat Jimmy G. twice. Have him put Stafford, McVay, Donald and the rest of the FA squad that the Rams traded for to bury their future, that would make me happiest.

Well, the multiple large market angle is done…

Witchkraft is …done.

State Farm bowl… done …

Chiefs vs Bengals - Chiefs.

Rams vs 9ers… this is a tough pick… so tough that many folks will walk away and never follow the NFL again…

I’m going 9ers.