Some dick drove his Murano into my rock
 

**** that guy. I was on the course of pitching a perfect game.

LMAO

At the same time and place some dick drove his red Toyota into my rock too.

Some dick with a Murano assumed my species. Some call me a rock, but I claim to be a bird and I wanted to fly. My life partner and birthing person assisted my flight. It was going well until this dick in his earth destroying carbon capsule got in my way.

Wait until some Murano drives his rock into your dick.

I like turtles

Probably was Bigfoot.

Pics or it didn't happen

This is why I come to this site... LOL

And P. S. - anytime any dick drives anything, a murano, boat, plane, whatever, into my rock, the first place I come to is CP to complain about it too :thumb:

It was Gilbert Gottfried.

i could be dead, in a coma, or forced to replace my murano you ass

You're a murano for buying one

sorry your penis is small and you need to compensate with some big honkin gas guzzler

let's all get along