Some A-hole thought I gave him a wrongful ticket
 

So I'm patrolling, minding my own business and this asshole busts a wide turn, almost side swipes a short bus and can't even bother to use a turn signal.

So I write him up, he's arguing with me the whole time like he's oblivious to what he did. I suspect he might be drunk but I let it slide.

And now I gotta go to court to argue with this doofus. Can you believe this shit? And get this, this guy was so drunk he can't even remember the date I stopped him, even though it's clearly written on the ticket. FML.

And just think, he's probably driven like that for years totally unchecked.

You're a hero.

He will probably use Jungle law to get out of the ticket and ask the judge to move the court date to when you’re on patrol.

JUNGLE LAW

He even gave me a hard time because I'm new. I try to have patience but there's just no winning with some people.

Are you a dirty Jew?

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Should have had Crazy Coffee train you. He would have had that doofas doing the sobriety test and then throw him in the back of the car for failing it. You gotta learn n00b.

If he was a tool when you pulled him over you should have given the dwi

Wait, are you the gay cop from CP?

Have fun dealing with Jungle Law buster

So come to find out Detoxing is KCrockaholic and KCrockaholic is Detoxing

I mean look at the name is proof enough Detoxing from crack rock aholic



You guys figure it out

Sorry guys, I am also Rasputin.

/carry on.

So I should have my own free cable


Where is it?

You're a cop? Blocked. I don't talk to the police