So this jaust happened...
 

Crazy Town had a full meltdown, went from trying to seduce me and then accusing me of stealing her drugs and then...wrecked into my neighbor's parked car, totalling it.

She then pulled into my driveway, leaking fluids and dragging her wiper fluid reservoir on the asphalt. Jumped out and screaming all kinds of shit at me. I told her I was calling the cops so she took off in her ****ed up brand-new Lexus.

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BAT

SHIT

CRAZY

!

If you had given up the dick she'd be sleeping right now.

Would

Stopped reading after trying to seduce me...

Doubtful, these kind of chicks are never satisfied.

When she introduced herself and told you her given name was Crazy Town, perhaps you should have seen this coming.

Is she pictured in the “would you” thread at the moment?

/asking for a friend.

Never stick your dick in crazy. And if you do, never tell them where you live. Especially if on drugs.

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Pics or it didn't happen.

Alpha guys would never continue to have their life mixed up with reckless hoes. These women are dangerous and a waste of time past your mid 20's.

You making a movie called "Casino?"

Crazy bitches have the best pussy. You might get stabbed, but you'll die happy

No shit.

These types of shenanigans wouldn't have been OK with me at 23, but at least at that age you can chalk it up to being young and dumb. It'll turn into a funny story shortly thereafter.

Dealing with this shit in your 30s or 40s is just sad.