I'm drunk and wasted on my birthday. AMA
 

Lets do this!

:toast: :bong: :arrow: :BLVD::toast:

Are you still awake?

how was the gay sex with your brother?

How many of the Thai hookers that you banged turned out to have testicles?

You missing a kidney?

Did the Coors Light make your asshole hurt?

Would you suck Detox off?

He started this thread and passed the **** out.

Amateur

Worst AMA thread ever.

Did he know to film himself?

Not surprised since he started the thread at 443 AM and was already trashed

Did his mama get out of prison?

On his way to pick her up in the rain?

Do you have a plan for the next year? What are you going to accomplish? How are you going to make your life better next year? Are you seeing anyone? Is your retirement savings in good shape? Are you enjoying your job? Is it a career? How about home ownership? Are you building home equity?

I figure his mother won't be in the thread, so I'll stand in for her.