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RealSNR 01-01-2023 10:35 PM

Justin Simmons
 
Is a bitch who has never beaten Kansas City.

Man, you can just tell how much this guy thinks about one day winning a game against us. He doesn't have any other career goals. At least not until he wins a game.

He hates us so bad. His tiny shriveled dick trembles with fury every time he throws a dart at a picture of the Chiefs logo on his bedroom wall. He lies awake at night dreaming of beating us. He whacks it every night to the time the Gruden Raiders won against us because that's the best he's got. He climaxes thinking about one day being able to take laps around the stadium in their bus.

We live in his head. We **** his family. We pee on his drapes and kick his dog. And he feels so goddamn powerless. He desperately wants it to stop, but he'll probably go the rest of his career (at least the rest of his Broncos career) having never beaten us.

MahomesIsTheMVP 01-01-2023 10:36 PM

Ok

Titty Meat 01-01-2023 10:37 PM

He's a really good player wish we had him

baitism 01-01-2023 10:37 PM

OP thinks about Bronco cocks.

Demonpenz 01-01-2023 10:39 PM

On this date Steve Winwood won his first grammy

RealSNR 01-01-2023 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16702249)
He's a really good player wish we had him

If he joins us he'll DEFINITELY never be able to beat us

Buehler445 01-01-2023 10:51 PM

**** Donk Forever.

GOD ****ING **** Those Cheating ****ing Donko Bitch****s.

Titty Meat 01-01-2023 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 16702257)
If he joins us he'll DEFINITELY never be able to beat us

Even if he plays like Kendrick Lewis in the Colts playoff game?

EPodolak 01-01-2023 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 16702243)
Is a bitch who has never beaten Kansas City.

Man, you can just tell how much this guy thinks about one day winning a game against us. He doesn't have any other career goals. At least not until he wins a game.

He hates us so bad. His tiny shriveled dick trembles with fury every time he throws a dart at a picture of the Chiefs logo on his bedroom wall. He lies awake at night dreaming of beating us. He whacks it every night to the time the Gruden Raiders won against us because that's the best he's got. He climaxes thinking about one day being able to take laps around the stadium in their bus.

We live in his head. We **** his family. We pee on his drapes and kick his dog. And he feels so goddamn powerless. He desperately wants it to stop, but he'll probably go the rest of his career (at least the rest of his Broncos career) having never beaten us.

After watching him today taunting the crowd my diagnosis is he secretly wants to be a Chief.

Kman34 01-01-2023 10:57 PM

Is he the Def Comedy Jam guy??

Quesadilla Joe 01-01-2023 11:22 PM

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Dante84 01-01-2023 11:37 PM

QuesadiLLLLLLLLLLLLLLa Joe

RealSNR 01-01-2023 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe (Post 16702319)
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What kind of choad on a 4-win team and has never beaten a particular division rival since joining the NFL in 2016 does that?

Chiefshrink 01-01-2023 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe (Post 16702319)
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Current Contract

Russell Wilson signed a 5 year, $242,588,236 contract with the Denver Broncos, including a $50,000,000 signing bonus, $161,000,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $48,517,647. In 2022, Wilson will earn a base salary of $2,000,000, a signing bonus of $50,000,000 and a roster bonus of $5,000,000, while carrying a cap hit of $17,000,000 and a dead cap value of $124,000,000.

CONTRACT TERMS:5 yr(s) / $242,588,236 SIGNING BONUS$50,000,000 AVERAGE SALARY$48,517,647 GTD AT SIGN:$124,000,000 TOTAL GTD:$161,000,000 FREE AGENT:2029 / UFA
BONUS BREAKDOWN CAP DETAILS CASH DETAILS
YEAR AGE BASE SALARY SIGNING ROSTER OPTION CAP HIT DEAD CAP YEARLY CASH
2022 Contract details by year 34 $2,000,000 $10,000,000 $5,000,000 - $17,000,000 $124,000,000
$57,000,000
($57,000,000)
2023 Contract details by year 35 $8,000,000 $10,000,000 - $4,000,000 $22,000,000 $107,000,000
$28,000,000
($85,000,000)
2024 Contract details by year 36 $17,000,000 $10,000,000 - $8,400,000 $35,400,000 $85,000,000
$39,000,000
($124,000,000)
2025 Contract details by year 37 $37,000,000 $10,000,000 - $8,400,000 $55,400,000 $49,600,000
$37,000,000
($161,000,000)
POTENTIAL OUT: 2026, 4 YR, $161,000,000; $31,200,000 DEAD CAP
2026 Contract details by year 38 $40,000,000 $10,000,000 - $8,400,000 $58,400,000 $31,200,000
$40,000,000
($201,000,000)
2027 Contract details by year 39 $44,000,000 - $1,000,000 $8,400,000 $53,400,000 $12,800,000
$45,000,000
($246,000,000)
2028 Contract details by year 40 $50,000,000 - - $4,400,000 $54,400,000 $4,400,000
$50,000,000
($296,000,000)


You are IN deep "doo doo" Joe my man !!

smithandrew051 01-01-2023 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe (Post 16702319)
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Chiefs beat the Broncos again


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