Code Brown
 

A fantastic excuse for getting out of a speeding ticket. This has been your daily PSA. Carry on.

I'd shit my pants to get out of a ticket no question

Just shit on the cop.

What if you just stick your hands in your pants and pull it out and say "see!"?

This is a shitty thread




carry on

If I even smell anything approaching the window it’s an automática warning and “have a nice day”

Perfect idea

Hope you have some good cleaners for that steering wheel and a strong stomach.

I could definitely use this and tell the officer my anus is prolapsed. I'd show them some of my posts on here as proof

My asshole fell out!

Be sure to be picking your nose and bring that big fat juicy booger out the nostril right as they come up to the window as well. Leave it on your finger.

Make a fake dr license, only make it real blurry. When the officer is struggling to bring it into focus, ask him/her/them Are u alright officer.

That's racist

I had a friend that had a colostomy and used it more than once to get put of a speeding ticket. You'd be surprised how often cops are reluctant to argue when he'd tell them the bag was full.

Racist cop down vote
Winning :)