Who wins in a fight? Round #1 - Featuring Titty Meat and Hammock Parties
 

We're in the dog days of April here in the off-season, so we're going to have to find ways to entertain ourselves for a while.

The members of www.chiefsplanet.com started a fight club! All fights will take place at the George Brett Statue inside a steel cage. There is no escape from the cage. The only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent. Jim Ross and Jerry the King Lawler will call each fight.

Any type of advantage can/will be given to whoever I feel like. The rules are made up and the points don't matter.

Now let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hammock - has a pair of helicopter ride tickets in his pocket. He also has a small container of pawn shop grade mace.

Titty - Has the dildo that was thrown at Tom Brady in Buffalo in his back pocket. Also has a pocket full of sand.

Who wins?

Billay by a landslide.

Bill would pound his face then his anus into hamburger meat

We all know clay isn’t gonna get too far trying to run away from him either

I hope they join forces for the common good & burn at the stake people who want Brady to backup Patrick. Kill kill kill

I'm undefeated at the George Brett statue bitch

Clay might not even get in a punch, maybe a weak slap

Billay gonna slap him around with his limp dick...

Clay’s girlfriend could beat him up… Not a contest…

Why does this thread have a Nebraska prefix

HP goes straight for the dong and wins handily. Then they both go to Red Robin.

I voted for the Titty "Sausage Machine" Meat.

Bill is the premier number one ‘sker on the board. You’re right there behind him. Which is a much better spot than being in front of him for butthole protection purposes

titty meat would fight dirty

check the oil
getting a boner and pressing into Hammock
scissor lock with his huge man bush suffocating Hammock

I love both but Titty is a macho beast

Clay would be finished before he got out of the Murano