Who wins in a fight? Round #2 - Featuring Vladimir_Kyrilytch and Jewish Rabbi
 

We're in the dog days of April here in the off-season, so we're going to have to find ways to entertain ourselves for a while.

The members of www.chiefsplanet.com started a fight club! All fights will take place at the George Brett Statue inside a steel cage. There is no escape from the cage. The only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent. Jim Ross and Jerry the King Lawler will call each fight.

Any type of advantage can/will be given to whoever I feel like. The rules are made up and the points don't matter.

Now let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vladimir - is wearing a T-shirt on that says "I love Mississippi." Has a ballpoint pen in his pocket as well as .58 cents worth of change. 2 quarters. A nickel, and 3 pennies.

Jewish Rabbi - Has a Mezuzah. Nothing else. Not even clothes.

Who wins???

People named Vladimir have been persecuting people named Jewish Rabbi since the beginning of time…and it doesn’t stop here.

Advantage: Gentile

Rabbi ****s his shit up in short order.

Next.

The Rabbi in a laugher...

It’s a win of sorts for both. Rabbi beats him up, but then beats him off.

I’ll make sure to bring my tweezers to jack him off after I beat his skull in with my dreidel

Jewish Rabbi ****s him up then ****s him

I'll have you all know I took three to four Aikido classes at the YMCA about 15 years ago, so I got the training. Would have been a blue belt but it conflicted with a Chiefs/Raiders MNF game so I didnt show up.

Also, cops are always making me go to the hospital for "being a danger to myself OR OTHERS!" JR would qualify as an other in this case.

For these reasons, I'm expecting the votes to start tilting my way.

Rabbi is still butthurt

Two winners in this round. Sodomy and fart smell.

The Jewish people are much better joke tellers than fighters.

All Russians except Yakov Smirnoff are much better angry fighters and horrible joke tellers.

I'm leaning Vlad in an upset.

Are you also an expert at gorilla warfare?

Judging from the comments here: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=30

JR is, in all likelihood, a Banderite Nazi who is working in collusion George Soros, Charles Schwab, and the WEF to usher in the NWO and enslave us all, while VK is our last gasp at true freedom on the global stage.

I think I am going to put my money on the asteroid that wipes out all of humanity, including JR and VK.

My money is on vlad only because every time I see one of his asinine, self-aggrandizing, multi-paragraph posts, I question my own will to live. I can only assume he would break JR by talking him to death. No disrespect JR.