Who wins in a fight? Round #69 *HOLLYWOOD SPECIAL* - Featuring Rain Man and Rain Man
 

This battle pits the legendary Hollywood icon Rain Man versus the legendary ChiefsPlanet icon Rain Man.

While Hollywood Rain Man is now 85 years old, he has a LONG list of wins under his belt, including two Academy Awards, four BAFTA Awards, five Golden Globe Awards, and two Primetime Emmy Awards. This makes him a guy who knows how to pull out victory.

Our ChiefsPlanet Rain Man has won NUMEROUS hearts and minds with his plethora of polls over the years, including; Poll: Your favorite Burt Bacharach song, Poll: Fair or not: using nose contraptions to push a peanut up Pikes Peak, Poll: Has anyone EVER gotten a proper food delivery from crappy delivery services?, Poll: A key fob mystery to solve, and the legendary Poll: Car-nal Desires: Round 6, Heat 1 - Final Four.

While we are unsure of his exact age we can guess he is under 85 but over 45.

Other facts:
Rain Man Hoffman is a small Jew with a lot of spunk.
Rain Man ChiefsPlanet has a small dick and is a poster with a lot of time on his hands.

Rain Man Hoffman went to a casino and got a hooker in Vegas
Rain Man ChiefsPlanet went to a stripclub and saw dancers on a pole in Vegas

Rain Man Hoffman has Holywood money
Rain Man ChiefsPlanet has Kansas City money

Rain Man Hoffman is always smiling
Rain Man ChiefsPlanet is always thinking

Rain Man Hoffman has NEVER created a poll or danced on a pole
Rain Man ChiefsPlanet has ALWAYS created polls and probably danced on a pole

This may be one of the surprising great fights between two old weaklings with a lot of energy, like a Bantamweight bout. 1,000's of punches but no knockout.

I think ChiefsPlanet Rain Man will use his stamina to outlast Hollywood Rain Man and win in a split card.

Who ya' got?

Poll NOT upcoming.

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Stupid.

Rain Man ChiefsPlanet isn't losing to an 85-year-old lesbian.

Rain Man...you'll never be young again.....

Rain Man, can I say something to you?... uh, how long have we known each other now?

How long have you and I known each other? How long have your dad and I been partners?...

I watched you grow up, Rain Man. In many ways, I feel as though you were my own son... So I hope you won't mind my giving you a friendly piece of advice… I think you ought to be taking it a little easier right now than you seem to be... Sow a few wild oats, take things as they come, have a good time with the girls and so forth... You have yourself a few flings this summer. Stay out of the fight game and watch out for those French cyclists. Consider a cruise to Southeast Asia….

And stay away from my wife & daughter! Valentino!

Have you ever been in a fight with an angry 85 year old lesbian?

Picture Rosie O'Donnell in about 5 years :eek:

If Hollywood Rainman is armed with a bike then CP Rainman is in trouble.. Otherwise I believe our Rainman is way smarter than Dustin and will think his way to victory.. Probably by using that neck stun thing for a TKO..

Just don't knock on their door at 10:00 at night looking for someone else.

According to the Old People Thread, 95% of CP Posters eat dinner by 4pm and are in bed by 8am.

I don't typically go to bed at 8am

One of these Rain Men is currently canceled, and keeps a low profile. I predict a well rehearsed method-style forfeit.

This doesn't seem like an officially sanctioned match.

My activities are mostly underground anyway. I don't like getting permits.

Anyone who doubts me did not see me walk off that bike trail, bloodied but unbowed. The French bicyclist rues the day that he challenged me.

What about Nwo Rainman and Nwo Wolfpack Rainman?