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"I broke wind and my uterus came out of my vagina - it felt like I was laying an egg" (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=348486)

Titty Meat

04-24-2023 04:47 PM

"I broke wind and my uterus came out of my vagina - it felt like I was laying an egg"

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notorious

04-24-2023 04:54 PM

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So I was 17 and I farted really loud and it suddenly felt like I had laid an egg, like I was sitting on a tennis ball in my bed, like I was lying on top of one

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I couldn't get comfortable and I'm walking around and I feel like something is, like did I sh**t myself? Like something is out.

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She continued: 'Turns out my uterus fell out, which doesn't usually happen until your in your mid 70s when your pelvic floor decides it has given up.

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'Turns out when you push when you poop, it weakens your pelvic floor so much that your uterus could fall out or your rectum and you just have to stick it back in.'

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/horrified.gif

big nasty kcnut

04-24-2023 04:58 PM

don't look it up. My god.

notorious

04-24-2023 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 16914695)

don't look it up. My god.

Not for the faint of heart.

Spoiler!

Titty Meat

04-24-2023 04:59 PM

I bet it smelled good

RealSNR

04-24-2023 05:00 PM

Ma'am, you dropped this

big nasty kcnut

04-24-2023 05:02 PM

Also give new meaning to pussies are a popping.

Kman34

04-24-2023 05:03 PM

First Rodgers to the Jets , now this.. It’s a hell of a Monday…

Spott

04-24-2023 05:04 PM