1st Wedding Anniversary Gift Help
 

I can't post this on Facebook to get ideas. You're a bunch of married men, so I figure you might have an idea or two. And, perhaps, there might be a few feasible ones I can choose to help inspire me.

The first anniversary is paper. In doing general searches, the main idea is first dance song lyrics printed and framed. Not a fan. A coupon book seems pretty elementary. I thought of tickets to a concert, but no one prints tickets anymore. HELP!



PS. We're going on a road trip and doing the fancy restaurant thing later in the week, so this is just something to give him day of.

Blow job with commemorative Gatorade bottle and reciept from where you bought it from.

You're welcome.

Toss his salad

Belize for NYE

Nothing says you have to follow that stupid yearly thing. Get him something you know he would appreciate and use.

I got a box of cash with a heart drawn on it.
Still my favorite.

Sorry, didn’t read the OP. Have Haywire draw you a picture of you tossing his salad.

I know. Just being traditional. If all else fails, I can get him the chainsaw he keeps saying he still doesn't have...lol.

rim job.

OH! This gives me an idea! He's been trying to get into woodworking, so I could get him a Woodworking for Dummies book. :)

Okay I like the way you think!!!

toilet paper roll dildo


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Chainsaw! Winner!

Have you considered licking his butthole?

ROFL

Y'all are awesome.