Would you rather have testicular contusion or lose Mahomes for the year?
 

Listening to ESPN Radio this morning, Mike Greenberg and company was discussing this baseball injury. A ball to the nuts caused a "testicular contusion"
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The question they asked was would you rather have a "testicular contusion" or lose your starting quarterback for the year ala Aaron Rodgers?

So a major hit in the nuts or losing Mahomes for the year, which one would you choose?

I hate the offseason. Oh wait

That didn't hurt

I'd pull a Ronnie Lott and have the bruised ball surgically removed. No way I'd vote to lose Mahomes for a year.

HIT DEEZ NUTS

I'd rather have your thread starting privileges revoked.

A kid on my pop warner team told us about how he woke up insane pain and it felt like his balls were twisted up into a tight ball. He had to have some kind of surgery. You never forget a thing like that.

Sometimes you have to take one for the team.

Reminds me of my first marriage.

Losing Mahomes for the year 100/100. I got hit in the nuts while I was catching for my little bro. I was like 15-16 and he put it in the dirt. Bounced and drilled me right in the testiculars. Worst pain I've ever had by far. I rolled around wailing in pain for about 10 minutes. I don't think they bruised and he only threw it about 50ish mph. I couldn't imagine a professional pitcher doing it.

There are very few things I'd go through that pain again for and a game isn't even close to one of them.

Your ex wife already took your nuts.

Reminds me of a night when I was playing pool with my friend Tom. He broke, hard, and when he did one of balls flew off the table and hit me right in the jewels. Dropped me instantly. **** that hurt.

Of course, I'll never forget his reaction when he came over to check on me.

HAHAHA Hey Tim HAHAHA are you HAHAHA okay? LMAO

Would have made a great YouTube video had it not predated camera phones and YouTube.

I'll keep that in mind the next time your wife is licking my taint.

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beat the shit out of my balls until we get that lombardi bro