Dear Swifties
 

If you are coming here and you do not know anything about football, you probably should not be here.

But welcome to the bandwagon.
We will take your fandom-but CP is not the place for you.

Just my opinion

and Kelce was famous before TS came along.

Hes a teacher.
So you'll ignore him.

Im sure they'll love the classic threads here. Or they might gouge their eyes out...

These Swifties live close to you?

Dear Swifties - Don't take the drink that Hootie is offering you.

And then the swifties...

eDave is gonna be on an ass licking binge

7 posts before they say nope

Don't listen to him. We are a wealth of knowledge beyond just football. We can teach you about:

Aids Trees
Antifreeze cocktails
DVDA (feel free to ask)
WEED
Blue Waffles
Who's really behind the 9/11 attacks
Kids in Wayfair cabinets
....and much much more!

I heard on the radio that some of the Swifties were concerned for her safety because Travis is "prone to violence" because he threw a couple of TC punches. Those types of folks would never survive in this place.

Charger fans are considered to be mythical creatures. Like Bigfoot, the Lock Ness Monster & Rich Scalon

Never lick your BF's GF's vagina in a hot tub.

DVDA is my personal favorite. All the other stuff is just factual information. We all know 9/11 was an inside job and Pizza Gate and Wayfair are really just child trafficking operations. Blue Waffles should never be eaten, weed is wonderful, and you can simultaneously drink an antifreeze cocktail and crash into an AIDS tree.

Such as the benefits of pooping at Kohls