There's a plain white van parked in front of my house.
 

What should I do?

Free candy

Rent another van and park right behind them.

Get your ass into your van. The neighborhood kids aren't going to rape themselves.*

*Just a joke, I'm not accusing Rain Man of being a child molester. I'm 99.9% sure he would never do such a thing.

Change your WiFi name to "Hamas FOB"

Spray paint FBI on the side of it.

Does this white van live near you?

Have you recently threatened to fly a plane into the side of a mountain with a politician on board?

Define 'recent'.

I went with consult the DC forum

https://i.imgur.com/v8ykkO5.jpg

If it was a plain black van you would be in trouble… You’ll be fine..

Nothing. It is their right to park there for at least 24 to 48 hours.

Tell you what I'd do, I'd ask rain man what to do

I am NOT a HATER! I LOVE unmarked white vans but, reality is reality. We are down in the GSM bugs, left late to get parabolic microphones and we are NOT recording in the sound zone. I do not understand what is going on with our tinted windows as well as what the hell is going on with the "FREE CANDY" sign! Will we make an ARREST? MAYBE! Will we make G GORDON LIDDY proud? NO! THIS SUCKS!!

Can the van fit a hot tub in it? Is one of the houses next to you for sale?