8/15/24 Daily Training Camp Thread.
 

Last day, gents.

You're too late today. Practice is already over.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">As is tradition, “Closing Time” plays as the Chiefs conclude the last few plays of training camp. No. 11 for me is in the books ��</p>&mdash; Pete Sweeney (@pgsween) <a href="https://twitter.com/pgsween/status/1824089193204895828?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 15, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I haven't really been keeping up. Who's the left tackle going to be, the rookie, Morris, or someone else I'm not thinking of?

I hope Steele left camp in a safari jeep. Complete with khakis, pith helmet and machete

The rook.

Finally! Time for real football

These guys play real sports not trying to be the best at working out and practicing

We still got 2 preseason games and like 3 weeks until Week 1, bud.

Now instead of reckless speculation and practice reports, we only have reckless speculation for half a month.

Enjoy your time in the void, I guess :shrug:

I will! Got my Chiefs robe ready for game 1. Carson Steele Dynasty

Now I will say it is very dangerous to listen to any report by Adam Teicher so probably just don't do that now that we don't have 50 year old men in cargo shorts reporting anymore

These training camp threads have gotten a little stale…

The problem is there's no real source for a rundown of practice. UW River Falls used to make their interns do camp reports that were on time and pretty thorough.

There are a lot of twitter tards out there, but they capture a handful of moments throughout camp, and a lot of it has been kind of the same shit. No offense to Mahomes or Worthy, but I'd kind of like to know what the other players at camp are up to as well, specifically guys who are on the bubble.

The Chiefs tweet feed in the OP that we had several years ago was neat, but those reporters come and go, so it's hard to copy and paste. You almost need two people to both keep track of who's getting camp reports and then somebody to monitor and edit the feed depending on who's posting.

Without source material or news to discuss, it's hard for these things to get lively and exciting like they used to be.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Patrick Mahomes on one of his favorite camp traditions, pizza at Il Lazzarone:<br><br>&quot;Ian Book had like 9 pieces of pizza yesterday, man. I had to calm him down. The first time we went, he only got one piece because the o-line ate all his pizza.&quot; ��<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ChiefsKingdom?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ChiefsKingdom</a> <a href="https://t.co/Wc5PuDX98J">pic.twitter.com/Wc5PuDX98J</a></p>&mdash; Marleah Campbell (@MarleahKCTV5) <a href="https://twitter.com/MarleahKCTV5/status/1824098710089019461?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 15, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Torn bicep for Matt Milano

Who?

Here's one from yesterday.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/trent_mcduffie?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@trent_mcduffie</a> showing off 👀 <a href="https://t.co/qQa5sw2SEx">pic.twitter.com/qQa5sw2SEx</a></p>&mdash; Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) <a href="https://twitter.com/Chiefs/status/1823776272239005895?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 14, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Wow, okay young fella