Still hard...
 

Man, gonna be a sore season is all. ROFL

What you drinking son?

Chiefs fan side effects.

Let me rub ya for a few mins

It’s a good problem to have

I guess you saw the video of Taylor in the thigh high leather boots too huh

A cat can’t scratch it.

Fully erect.

I'm not going to kink shame anybody, but football doesn't do it for me. Unless it's naked women playing football, and then there might be some type of secondary effect.

That’s what she said.

I was hired to sing the National Anthem at a "Legends Football League" game...formerly the "Lingerie Football League". So, half naked women.

...it was NOT hot. Some of the girls were quite attractive, but playing a game of football, screaming at each other and trying to act like the worst version of dudes...eh. Didn't do it for me at all. It was actually kinda pitiful. Also really not good football.

I left after the first series.

If erections last more than 4 hours, watch more Chiefs football

Chuck Norris is doing pull ups on mine