You Only Get Three Mains For Thanksgiving - Pick' em
 

Choose wisely...

Your mouth, your ass, your colostomy hole

Turkey....green beans...mashed potatoes with gravy

Turkey/stuffing/gravy


Duh

I’ll have the lasagna.

Ham
Mac & Cheese
Mashed Potatoes

I just think turkey is overrated. Sue me.

Jeez man, is it actually that bad between us?

Probably not right, grow up man

WELL, BYE

Turkey stuffing pie! If desert doesn't count then sweet potatoes.

Going to booze my wife with small amounts of alcohol in a dirty Shirley. Not so much like a roofie, but the same secrecy. Then:

1. My wife giving me a blow job to get things going

2. Wife straddles me with tits in my face.

3. My penis goes inside of my wife and I last longer than 4 strokes.

Turkey
Stuffing
Mashed Potatoes.

Turkey and stuffing are my top 2

Biggest question after that is the choice between cranberries or GBC

Stuffing
Taters
Pumpkin pie

And, if we're being truthful here, things like stuffing, Taters, GBC, are all sides, not mains

Ham, Brisket, Steak