Your "philosophy of life" statements
 

Anyone beyond the age of 25 probably has a few, and if you really believe, you should probably want to share them with your fellow man. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I think we should all be thankful for the pearls of wisdom that are sure to follow.

I'll go first.

Even if you immediately know it's impossible, tell the person requesting it that you'll think about it and get back to them.

"What the **** is wrong with you?" is not generally an acceptable response to anything, ever.

If you weren't meant to eat it, you'll throw it up later.

My dad has always said "You don't know what you don't know".

Seems apt in alot of situations.

Do what you want to do whenever you want to do it.

There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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Dont be an asshole.

Leave well enough alone--my dad always said that.

Admitting your problem is the first step to recovery.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people that ask questions (Nextdoor)

Life sucks, then you die.

---Remember, I am a teacher.

"Live it, or Live with it."

The Kansas City Chiefs are my favorite professional football team.

Assume a few things...
- It's not all about you, so squash the immediate need to be defensive
- People are minimally intelligent and don't need to be stated the obvious
- People generally have good intentions and lack the ability/desire to be confrontational, so they probably aren't doing so (see point 1)

...if any of these become untrue, they will make it abundantly clear to you, but in the meantime those few things will erase a ton of bullshit drama and needless conversation.

Born to lose, live to win. /Lemmy

“Too much **** that, and not enough **** this.” - Couch-Potato

Whether you think you can, or you think you can't...you're most likely right.

You may have to deal with an asshole for 5 minutes, they have to live with themselves 24/7.

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