TWIX from B-17 #3 Captain to Central Command (Rain Man)
 

Crewdog Memyselfi has not reported for duty. Stop

Captain Logical has reported her AWOL. Stop

Request disposition of crewdog Jenny Gump as replacement. Stop

Regret to inform you that said crew member has not (yet) opted out as a crew member. Stop.

Transfers are not allowed unless said action is completed, and crewdog Gump is only fifth in line for placement.

I told you memyselfi was droped on to Raiders Camp in a training exercise while in the States. Rumor has it that Sean Payton's car was hit, not the intended target of Al Davis, thus the reason he's going to stay with the boys.