Hoover's One Last Chance Party
 

People, we are going to war. Men and women will die.

So I say lets party!!!!!

Hanger 3, home of Dreamsicle will be hosting a "one last chance party"

Please join us for unlimited booze, music, dancers, and "other activities".

No man or woman in their upcoming missions should have any "what ifs" while in combat, so lets all have some fun!

Hoover
:BLVD: :evil: :hump: PBJ

Dreamsicle? Are you sure there will be women there?

Dreamsicle? Thanks, guys, I really mean that, but, uh, I, uh, have to, uhm, shine my boots that night. Yeah, shine my boots. So, uhh, enjoy the party and I'm, uh, sorry I can't be there.

~~~doesn't even want to contemplate the meaning of "other activities"

I'll be there, and I'll bring my crew if they aren't still avoiding me.

Hoover,
 

Shouldn't you be practicing the "switchology" on your Norden sight before tomorrow. They say it can put a bomb in a pickle barrel from 5 miles up, so I wanna make sure we can put a string of 500 pounders inside Invesco.

...doesn't want our first mission to suck.

um, I'm ready, Really...