Official re-open the investigation thread
 

It is my duty to see this through. I joined to do my tour with honor, and I would be remiss if I did not present the evidence I have.

Exhibit A. "The plan"
Pilot lazarus (SPY strapped to bomb, and against all war anyway)
Copilot morphius (promoted to Pilot Copilot RedNFiesty)

Exhibit B. "The threat"
Don't make me frag you too! I mean, i hope no spy gets you in your bunk...

Exhibit C. "The cover-up"

The military investigates morphius’ “jokes” about killing lazarus, but with the testimony of other crew members he is quickly exonerated.


Exhibit D. "The payoff"
(Oh, and yeah, sure. We'll bend the rules a bit as long as RednFeisty doesn't mind starting out as a waist gunner. We can't deny the crew their promotions.)

The motive? Like is the case so often, betrayal over a attractive female :shake:

You buttmunch!! Just can't let it go! I'm sorry I don't flirt with you enough!

You know if the bouquet of flowers would have been better and the chocolates not half eaten, then you might have had a chance!! :p

A redhead in Fire Below would work a lot better ;)......but thats not my motive for this investigation.....really :)

Oh, so now you are more into cartoons then the real thing...tisk tisk tisk!

Them bumps ain't brains! or you would have picked up the redhead I was talking about :shake: ;)

Damn you!! I still don't get it. :(

What color is your hair!!!!!

Stop the damned inquisition already! :cuss: The enemy is Hitler and his minions, we have to stick together or he has won already!

Redneck - There is no way you are getting Red from me, just not going to happen. Don't make me have you courtmartialed.

Red, but I'm not the redhead from Fire Below? Hydrea is right, Hitler is the enemy, not my crew!!

I am sure lazarus would be wondering about the whole stick together thing is he was still alive!................really I am just jealous shhhhh

Alright damn it! but she was the last free agent chick :banghead: wait a minute! is Jenny Gump taken?

I think she is available.

Its jsut too bad I have no idea what she looks like, jsut hear that she is good looking.

For the record I am mutt face ugly in real life, but we are all good looking on the net :)