I just saw an ad for stool softener
 

Awesome.

Blaine Missouri was once known as the "Stool Capital of the World"

This is one product I do NOT need. I guess you could say it "runs" in the family.

miller lite?
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I've never seen an ad for cocaine before.

This story belongs here i guess the other day i was up in maryville playing some washers, drinking alot of budwieser (Not lite) and i was pounding them and pounding them, then i ate a huge dinner consisting of crab rangoons and chicken nacho's well i keep drinking putting those carbs down and i go to the bar, and i freaking had to take the hugeest shit ever, so i run back to the house i was at (Beer and hand) run upstairs do the turn around move, somehow make it all in the toliet, man i must have ate some wonderbread somewhere in the day because that bowl movement was glorious, it was above the waterline, so I grabbed an eastbay mag to push it down. I about claimed it as the 52nd state, then to make matters worse (or better) i ran the shower on hot water, so the next person in would smell a nice steamy pile of shit. I was surprised it went down with 2 flushes, i am debating calling up miller high life and see if they would make it into a commercial

I wasn't aware that White Castle advertised.

My ottoman has been a bit firm lately.

Psicosis, why must you always do this to us?

:LOL:

Great minds...:thumb:

You should all thank me.

I prefer my stool made of porcelain

From the same people that bring you cialis ... let's hope there isn't a mix up in the production lines.

IMO... nothing beats a good helping of Metemucil.

I could use that. Sometimes I gotta flush a few times.