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From Beautiful to skanky to stupid!

Now she is just plain stupid-skanky ignorant bitch. Pam has found Jesus and this is her new boy toy.

Deeply disappointed. She's in a downhill snowball.

Who cares? She's a worn out old skank anyway. There are thousands of women in the world that are better looking than her.

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Originally Posted by Frankie

Beautiful?! :shrug:

You'd hit it. You know it...

start printing playoff tickets

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HOLLYWOOD HILLS, CA – Pamela Anderson has a new homeboy, and it's none other than Jesus Christ himself. In a move that has heads turning from the Bible Belt to Rodeo Drive, the model-turned-actress has announced that she and Jesus have forged a groundbreaking new relationship. Under the terms of the relationship, the Lord will act as Ms. Anderson's "homeboy"—an urban slang term used to signify a close friend—and she will occasionally sport a tee shirt indicating the friendship.

"All these Christians are always saying you need to have a personal relationship with the Lord," said Ms. Anderson at a press conference announcing the relationship. "Well, I do: he's my homeboy! I'm not ashamed to tell the world that even though I think Christians are intolerant and boring, I still think Jesus is somewhat cool. In a trendy sort of way."

Ms. Anderson's announcement even has an evangelistic flare. Already, other stars have begun negotiations with Christ to establish their own homeboy relationships with him. It seems even A-listers such as Ashton Kutcher and Madonna are converts to what is fast becoming a quasi-religion in Hollywood.

Jesus himself remains subdued in his reaction to the new-found attention from the stars. "I'm more than happy to be Pamela's homeboy, if that's what she wants," the Lord said when we reached him by phone. "Of course, I'd really prefer a relationship that is more…spiritual, but I guess I can't force her to accept me as her savior." Under the terms of the agreement, Jesus is not required to wear any clothing that refers to Ms. Anderson. However, he did insist on an option enabling her to upgrade her relationship to include full atonement for her sin should she choose to pursue such an avenue.

The announcement sent theologians into a flurry of activity. Bernard Fassel, professor of theology at Oxford University and an occasional Baywatch viewer, had this to say: "Jesus was a friend to sinners, so it's not outside the realm of possibility that he would befriend Ms. Anderson. I just find it more likely that he would be defending her from an angry mob of Pharisees trying to stone her to death than accompanying her on her shopping trips in Beverly Hills."

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What’s that thing hanging off RuPaul’s arm?

When was she anything other than Skanky and Stupid?

She got famous because she was on Baywatch and blew Tommy Lee, for crying out loud!

If your ready Pamela, i forgive you, you can come back to me now

It may not be her best pic and she may be dumb as a stump but you would have to a certified homosexual to not hit that.

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

It may not be her best pic and she may be dumb as a stup but you would have to a certified homosexual to not hit that.

I was going to ask how do you get certified, but then i imagined the test you would have to take

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

start printing playoff tickets

Get your own line, ya hack! :cuss:

Pam Is Dating Jesus

Blonde babe Pam Anderson recently shared publicly her story of religious rebirth and role as a Sunday School teacher. Now she's got a new man who's name is Jesus. This Jesus isn't a carpenter though, he's a circus performer for the esteemed Cirque Du Soleil troupe in Vegas' hot adult show "Zumanity." The two obviously share their feelings against KFC. And what would Jesus say?