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Originally Posted by Direckshun
Hello, Children.
This Is God.
I Figured It's Been About... 2,000 Years Or So Since I Last Bestowed You With My Wisdom Directly.
So. I Chose This Forum For My Next Bestowing.
Here's The Problem, Though: Being God Is Pretty Time Consuming, So I've Only Got Two Hours.
And I Didn't Want To Go Through The Hassle Of Creating My Own Username, Either. So The Actual Direckshun Is Running In A Celestial Mouse-Wheel, Totally Naked With A Ball Gag In His Mouth.
What's On Your Mind. Tell Me Your Praise, Your Sorrows, Give Me Your Questions.
You Get Two Hours To Shoot The Shit With God. Go.
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